Saturday, 5 September 2026

Definitely maybe. Not For Me

I get sent a lot of music. Most of it isn’t very good. Some tunes are meant to live forever. But if yours is here, it’s Definitely maybe. Not For Me. This isn’t a Wall of Shame — it’s a filter for a world drowning in a short-sighted, back slappy, happy echo chamber.

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Definitely Maybe Not For Me

Jordan Anthony

The poor guys PR team went into overdrive with this one: “Towering melodies, polished pop production,…

Definitely Maybe Not For Me

DIVIDER

DIVIDER have an album out on the ‘Re:Mission Entertainment’ label entitled ‘Zero’ It should have been…